HEY!!! LET'S GO TO SOUTH-BY-SOUTHWEST AKA SXSW!

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- Kelly Marie Lucy-Reed

How To Stop Speaking in Bullshit | SXSW 2016 Event Schedule

DISRUPTION. SYNERGY. CURATION. If we took a shot each time one of these buzzwords came out of someone's mouth at SXSW, or a TED ...

 

 

SXSW EVENT IS DESIGNED TO DRAIN THE

FINANCES OFF THE PARENTS OF RICH

MILLENNIAL HIPSTERS.

 

SXSW EVENT IS DESIGNED TO DRAIN THE FINANCES OFF THE PARENTS OF RICH MILLENNIAL HIPSTERS.

NOBODY EVER GETS FUNDED AT SXSW!

IT IS JUST A PARTY TO GET DRUNK AT AND HIT ON CHICKS WITH GLASSES!

SXSW HAS BECOME THE HAVEN FOR CLUELESS MILLENNIALS WHO HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE REAL WORLD WORKS. IT IS BURNING MAN FOR RICH KIDS!

... IN FACT NOBODY GETS LAID AT SXSW EITHER.. THEY JUST WANDER AROUND THE STREETS ALL NIGHT GETTING DRUNK AND SLEEP UNTIL NOON THE NEXT DAY

The SXSW Eco team is excited to share that we will be joining SXSW in March. In the interest of providing greater attention to important topics like our own egos, we will be integrating our programming into SXSW's broader event in March, when the world is watching. We are offering huge prizes for the best Post-SXSW DOUCHEBAG video compilations posted on the web!

In lieu of an independent SXSW Eco in October, SXSW 2018 will host an expanded program containing the distinctive formats self-interested and look-at-me special events unique to SXSW Eco, including the Startup Showcase and Place by Design. We look forward to working with the idiotic hipster SXSW Eco community to elevate these important topics each March.

As in year's past, SXSW Eco will present a variety of "convergence" bullshit programming elements for registrants of SXSW 2017, including the Social Good Hub Crap Center and the SXSW Eco Startup Speed Pitches Where Only You Get To Listen To Yourself. Our full Social Good Hub program highlighting the power of design, entrepreneurship and communications hype and BS to drive "Fake News" social change is now live. See details below, and we hope to see you at SXSW next month!

MEET OUR SPEAKERS – PLEASE MEET THEM. THIS IS THE ONLY LIFE THEY HAVE...YOU KNOW, TALKING ABOUT THEMSELVES AND LISTENING TO THEIR OWN VOICES. PLEASE LOOK AT THEM AND TAKE A SELFIE..PLEASE!!!!

SXSW Eco is excited to announce the return of the Social Good Hub to SXSW 2017. From communications to design to public policy fake news to civic engagement to living off your Mom, the programming at the Hub examines the future of "social impact". "Social Impact" means that you get to volunteer for George Soros..FYI.

Our speakers will highlight the power of TED-LIKE BS, crap culture, "artsy" design, hippie-shit and technology to drive social and environmental impact that only people in San Francisco will ever give a flying shit about...EVER!.

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Join Us At The Social Good Happy Fun Joy Joy Hub


Register to attend SXSW this March to participate.


REGISTER TO ATTEND » GET YOUR PARENTS TO SEND US MONEY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Catch Up With Our Creative Community at SXSW

Many of our speakers and participants who made SXSW Eco 2016 so self-aggrandizingly great are returning to SXSW next month because it is the only life they have and their Mom's need to clean the basements. Reconnect with these leading designers and innovators (ACCORDING TO THEM) and learn about their latest work.
   
Startup Speed Pitches at Interactive can let you HEAR YOUR OWN VOICE!

SXSW Eco's Startup Showcase Finalists return to SXSW for yet another, fast-paced, showcase highlighting the world's rising narcissists in "social impact" and clean-tech.


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